Thursday, August 25, 2011

things germans do, episode 2: das Brot

Germans do bread, and they do it well.  Very well.  After a few weeks of silly ignorance, we finally bought a loaf of the good stuff, and we quickly found out why Germans will eat it at every meal.

Exhibit A:  It's dark and tasty.  This particular loaf has a high rye content, which gives it a little sharpness that contrasts really well with a little mild butter.  The crust is crunchy but not hard, and the inside is soft and dense, like a good pillow*.  In fine, it's like French bread for real men.

Exhibit B:  It keeps you full.  Speaking of the French, this isn't your sissy fluffy crispy white bread.  No, this is stick-to-your-ribs stuff.  This is kill-those-munchies-for-good stuff.  It's so rich in fiber, it owns 5% of the national debt.

Exhibit C:  It goes real well with German food.  So we're too lazy to make real German food--though I did make some cheese speztle, which amounts to an eggy version of mac and cheese.  I liked it a lot, but Catherine not as much.  To go with our bread, though, we thought we'd try German microwave dinners.  And again, because they're German and fancy, they came in a little tin intended to be baked, not microwaved.  Being Americans (and lacking an oven) we ignored the fanciness, but it still turned out looking pretty good:

Currywurst pasta, my personal favorite, and bread.

A stroganoff-type meatballs and mushrooms which complimented quite well the flavor of the bread.
Glorious traubensaft so dense it's like drinking a cupful of grapes.  Its ambrosia-like sweetness provided  an excellent contrast to the wholesome rye flavor of the bread.
Guten Appetit!
In short, one loaf kept us full for almost a week.  Today is the day we go buy more.  I have got to figure out how to make this myself!  This NPR Berlin blog post suggests I might even have a market for my German bakery in the States--if I can find flour dense enough.  Maybe I'll just mill my own...

And we haven't even begun to talk about pastries yet!  O meine Gute...


*This blog will not be held legally responsible for any damages caused to your person if you become covered in crumbs because you tried to use German bread as a pillow.  (But if you try it and like it, you should let me know.  I'm just too scared to try.)

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